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[08 Jul 2006|02:35am] OMG thats not true i WAS NOT in rehba deep inside msyself!!!!!!!! iknow who i am i am RONALD hear my rooar!! someone bhacked my journal i JUST KNOW IT probalby that bitch birdie. i swear i just want to rub peanut butter on my croctch and have herpeck it off and chocke on my pubes somtimers!!! well everon wahts s^^ (1 † read john 3:16 †)

helo [12 May 2006|01:44am] hello this is ronalds sister, ronalda. i noticed that ronald was just nudged by a mutual friend called march_violet it seems. well march_violet i would like to alert you about ronalds whereabouts. ronald has been missing for the last 2 and a half months. we have searched high and low for him, march_violet, and we cannot seem to find him. is he lost in a place where we cannot reach him? or is he lost in a place where he cannot even reach himself? ronald where are you? come back to us ronald. we all miss you. especially march_violet. march_violet, in all honesty i believe that ronald is condemned to the depths of his own hell, a hell within himself that he cannot escape even with the help of his friends and family. all we can hope is that ronald remembers his dear friends, especially march_violet. for we all car for him RONALD we miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9 † read john 3:16 †)

[21 Feb 2006|07:38pm] [ mood | bitchy ] OMG yo uys looks at rodney he is SOOOOO UFCKING gay. dose he really think he looks good????/whatever thats why mcodnalds is begging to have me back because rodney is afucking crackjob i heard he broke down in mcdonalds the other day at a kids birthday party crying about how he had no real childhood and that birthdays just reminded him of his past. WHAT ever he just did it for sympathy points to score with the kids mom!!!!!!!! stupid women and their emotions (2 † read john 3:16 †)

[10 Feb 2006|01:57am] whyc ant i do this? why cant i just STOP its been a year and 5 months....everything was fine. but then i had to see the painful glint of a blade again and all that preserverance went down the drain..............the pumping waltz with the metallic passion..............................the blade........... :*( why do i have to resort to this? y wont it stop (3 † read john 3:16 †)

Tourniquet [01 Feb 2006|11:11pm] yea so now im eating oatmeal yum yum roll emup yum and im pondering my life. why have i let myself become the mopey redman that isee before me in the mirror today?? i think im a good guy ive made and captured a lot of smiles in my day and i have no reason to be sad. today i will turn over a new burger bun and start up a NEW ronald. ill do it with my pal rich plz guys click this link and support my pal!! ( † read john 3:16 †)

[21 Jan 2006|03:36pm] so i went to the dmv today with my grandma i had to get her a new handicapped sticker and it was SO borign and hot and muggy so i played my mew pokemon version ds that i got imported from japan in the car. i want to go swimming but i saw a turd last week in the pool /ew\ reminds me of birdies nasty ass i dotn want MY silky skin being touched by that little chocolate chunk! \over and out/ ::tosses a kitten in the air:: (8 † read john 3:16 †)

[20 Jan 2006|01:37am] hey guys i changed my username i hope youlike it. its a glorious homage to myself since tiff obviously sTOLE the idea from me back in highschool. How could u? anyway my life is grand i guess iwork at a daycare and i take care of little kids and they all want to paint their faces like father ronald!! how cool is that? i havent seen birdie for a while so that probably means shes fucking trashed and lying in a ditch somewhere. stupid feathered fiend. does she have no morals? no conviction? birdie is trash and all of you that like her should burn in hellfire becauseshe is worth NOTHing NOTHING I TELL YU NOTHING!!! i went and worked out and i think i noticed today while flexing in the mirror that im getting TOO tan for my liking. i am now an off white color instead of just pure white like i usually am. anyway have you all seen my new commercial!??? im playing ddr in it and my shoe accidentally slips off and htis the camera! OOPS (10 † read john 3:16 †)

Hey [04 Nov 2005|09:41am] hey what do u neanderthals think about my new look???? STraight up GaNGsta am i right? \m/ (16 † read john 3:16 †)

[19 Oct 2005|10:41pm] he swallered a frog and hollered yumYUM< today i rescued a woman from a burning building but she had a wailing baby and i couldnt stnad it so i just left her there and threw it out the window and i took out my dick and tried to pout out the fire with my pernis and its super sperm but iforgot my sperm was 90% grease so it just made it all WORSE i hat ekmy life wats up with u guys??????? (8 † read john 3:16 †)

[09 Oct 2005|02:03am] GUESS WHAT GU&YS I GOT SOME FUCKEN PUSSY LAST NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was another female clown i met her at barnum and baily travelling circus and she had the BOMB titties im soglad i got to tap that shit my dick is throbbing and dancing around in my pants an d soon in my hands iof i dont stop thinking about her@!!!! i got her phone number too wish me luck niggas! also im not friends wit quasi anymore he is an ASSHOLE (1 † read john 3:16 †)

[13 Aug 2005|05:47pm] yo wazzup all of U. i went to this RAW ass party last night and guess whow as therE? THAS rite LIL jon and ludacris THEMSELVES. now i know why they get all the ladeez. it's because they some cool ass nigaazz. well i got crunk in da club and i wathed this mad lesbian sex off in the VIP room. im os glad quasi got me the hookup with vip passes because now i feelike i have friends and im the life of the party. sometime si thinkt hat im just there so they can all make fun of me and shit but whatever as long as im with the cool people i can sacrifice a litlte bit of dignity... anways i saw the kids over the weekend. them little shits is growing up FIZZAST. i swear ronirdie is sprouting like a WEEd (plant) eayh i really need ot ge tcrunk right now and ease my nerves. i'm so glad that i can go out to the club now i m gonna hit up this place called club 409 and i heard theres some fine bitches theere. sorry ben and jerry but no more sad nights on the couch pigging out and wtching sad movies! u two is going i n da freezer! well neay off to read thru my friendslist and comment on su m bitches, *peace and french friez (8 † read john 3:16 †)

[12 Jul 2005|03:52pm] fuck ALL yall niggas (5 † read john 3:16 †)

[22 Jun 2005|06:16pm] hey guys i put on fake eyelashes today look me if i were fat and bulbous and pregnant!! or possibly infected with tapeworms! i also applied fake eyelashes just for kicks do u like them? ALSO manchild u need to LAY THE FUCK OFF youre just jealous of my clowny demeanor and you lust after my crimson french fry oil soaked sex ok dont be mad that youre an outsider and i wont let you into my passion filled heart you bike riding aSSHOLE. (9 † read john 3:16 †)

[18 Jun 2005|06:58am] u should all im me sometime. furyfries i PROMISE not to be a boring asshole like i have been lately........ sorry sharkzrjawsome i know i have been :( my eye is twitching like CRAZY maybe i should stop popping pillz in the kitchen... i still have part of my umbillical cord attached ::awaits a retarded comment from that manfeld_tech person:: (4 † read john 3:16 †)

strangers like us [03 Jun 2005|05:38am] guyz i have a pimple in my eatr what should i do? jesus has taught me a lot about myself. today i went to the zoo and watched a bearsuck his own wang. we thought it was a banana at first but alas, it wasnt! i reallly need some new friends my life is in shambles. everyday i have to fight off the waves of passion i have for birdy. i know that shes an ugly bird skank an d she most likely has all 23 forms of stds but she is the bearer of my babies. i wrote a haiku about my feelings for _birdie my heart dipped in oil french fry batter emotions birdie steals my soul i took some journalism classes you guys so im feeling realyl poetic. i might write a short story soon about my everyday adventures so look out for that jesus has taught mea lot about nmyself (11 † read john 3:16 †)

[27 May 2005|07:24am] i feel so alive (4 † read john 3:16 †)

[24 May 2005|05:53pm] sweeeeeeeeet tiffany (7 † read john 3:16 †)

[16 May 2005|03:18am] [info]sweet_tiffany82 i think that bitch is telling birdie shit abotu me girl you ebter not fuck with big red because i will tell u u will NOT like what you will get in RETURN! (25 † read john 3:16 †)

[14 May 2005|04:49pm] do u guys thinik ui should jkoin the lollipop guild? (1 † read john 3:16 †)

[12 May 2005|11:18pm] i think i've found jesus.. (7 † read john 3:16 †)

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